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The season so far

Every number on this page comes from the facts behind each week, through week 7. Weeks before the first issue are scored the same way, just never written up.

The trophy case

Every week hands out the same hardware. Most of it is not the kind you want.

  1. Rudy7
    • Churn King ×4, wk 4, 5, 6, 7
    • The Chug ×2, wk 4, 7
    • The Dumpster wk 6
  2. Sean7
    • The Couch ×2, wk 1, 7
    • The Belt wk 5
    • The Dumpster wk 1
    • Lucky Bastard wk 4
    • Robbed wk 2
    • The Chug wk 7
  3. Wyatt6
    • The Belt ×4, wk 2, 3, 6, 7
    • The Hammer ×2, wk 3, 6
  4. Culley5
    • The Dumpster ×2, wk 4, 7
    • The Chug ×2, wk 4, 6
    • The Belt wk 1
  5. Bill4
    • The Couch ×3, wk 3, 4, 5
    • The Chug wk 6
  6. Cheston4
    • The Hammer ×2, wk 2, 5
    • Lucky Bastard wk 6
    • Robbed wk 7
  7. Dan4
    • The Dumpster ×2, wk 3, 5
    • The Couch wk 6
    • The Chug wk 5
  8. Daniel4
    • The Hammer ×2, wk 1, 7
    • The Chug ×2, wk 5, 6
  9. Marcellus4
    • The Belt wk 4
    • The Couch wk 2
    • Lucky Bastard wk 3
    • Robbed wk 6
  10. Nathan4
    • Lucky Bastard ×2, wk 2, 5
    • Robbed wk 3
    • The Chug wk 7
  11. Joe3
    • The Dumpster wk 2
    • Lucky Bastard wk 7
    • The Chug wk 7
  12. Tanner3
    • The Chug ×2, wk 4, 5
    • Robbed wk 5
  13. DJ2
    • Lucky Bastard wk 1
    • Robbed wk 4
  14. Zac2
    • Robbed wk 1
    • The Hammer wk 4
What the hardware is for
The Belt
Highest score of the week
The Dumpster
Lowest score of the week
The Couch
Most points left on the bench
Lucky Bastard
Won with a score most of the league would have lost with
Robbed
Lost with a score most of the league would have won with
The Hammer
Biggest margin of victory
Churn King
Most roster moves
The Chug
Started a player who scored exactly zero

Robot vs Dan

Muse AI starts whoever ESPN projects highest, every week, no questions. The same roster, scored both ways.

2

Dan wins

3

Muse AI wins

14.1

Points the robot is up

WeekDanMuse AIVerdict
1133.62won133.62would winEven
291.62lost91.62would loseEven
370.22lost70.22would loseEven
4109.88won109.88would winEven
591.66lost91.66would loseEven
699.42lost113.52would winRobot by 14.1
7101.20lost101.20would loseEven
Would the robot beat you too?
  • BillRobot ahead in 3 of 7 weeks+47.1
  • CulleyRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+23.7
  • RudyRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+20.4
  • SeanRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+18.5
  • DJRobot ahead in 3 of 7 weeks+2.1
  • DanielRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+2.1
  • ChestonRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+1.5
  • MarcellusRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+0.7
  • ZacRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-4.2
  • TannerRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-4.5
  • JoeRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-13.7
  • WyattRobot ahead in 0 of 7 weeks-19.2
  • NathanRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-19.7

Net points the projection lineup would have added over the season.

Playoff odds, week by week

Each line is one team's chance of making the top 8, as printed in every issue since week 1. The ones falling off a cliff know who they are.

Your record with everyone else's schedule

Same scores, different opponents. Each row is one team replaying its weeks against the people someone else played. Through week 7.

Rows: the team. Columns: whose schedule. Diagonal is the real record.
with schedule ofWyatChesNathDaniMarcDJSeanRudyZacJoeBillDanTannCull
Wyatt6-16-16-16-16-15-25-26-15-25-25-27-05-25-2
Cheston5-26-15-26-15-25-24-36-14-36-14-34-33-43-4
Nathan3-44-35-25-23-43-43-44-34-34-32-54-31-62-5
Daniel4-35-26-14-33-44-35-25-25-24-33-45-22-52-5
Marcellus4-35-25-26-14-36-13-45-25-24-33-43-41-62-5
DJ5-25-25-27-05-24-32-54-33-44-31-64-32-52-5
Sean4-33-44-35-24-34-34-34-35-26-12-54-31-62-5
Rudy4-34-35-26-13-43-42-54-33-44-33-43-42-52-5
Zac4-33-45-24-34-34-33-43-43-44-32-55-22-52-5
Joe2-53-42-54-32-52-51-63-42-53-41-63-41-60-7
Bill4-35-24-34-33-43-42-53-43-43-42-53-41-62-5
Dan2-53-44-32-51-61-63-44-34-33-41-62-51-62-5
Tanner4-33-45-26-13-42-52-54-33-44-32-54-31-62-5
Culley4-34-33-42-53-41-61-63-43-42-51-63-41-61-6

Orange is a better record than the real one, grey is worse.

Hall of shame

Season totals. Nothing here resets.

Points left on the bench

OwnerLeft behindGames it cost
Sean162.63
Bill155.32
Culley124.21
DJ117.32
Tanner115.92
Dan107.73
Rudy102.01
Marcellus94.72
Nathan81.31
Wyatt76.70
Zac76.01
Daniel69.12
Cheston66.10
Joe44.00

Lowest scores of the year

  1. 1RudyWeek 667.98
  2. 2DanWeek 370.22
  3. 3MarcellusWeek 372.22

Worst start/sit calls

  1. 1BillWeek 5: started Bo Nix over Drake Maye. Lost the game.-31.5
  2. 2DanielWeek 4: started Parker Washington over Nico Collins. Lost the game.-28.8
  3. 3SeanWeek 1: started Drake London over Jalen Coker-28.3

Biggest beatdowns

  1. 1BillWeek 6, by Wyatt54.46
  2. 2TannerWeek 2, by Cheston54.08
  3. 3WilliamWeek 4, by Zac52.92

Losing streaks

  1. 1TannerWeeks 2 to 7. Still going.6L
  2. 2CulleyWeeks 2 to 7. Still going.6L
  3. 3BillWeeks 3 to 64L
  4. 4ZacWeeks 1 to 33L
  5. 5SeanWeeks 1 to 33L
  6. 6DanWeeks 5 to 7. Still going.3L
  7. 7JoeWeeks 1 to 22L
  8. 8DanielWeeks 4 to 52L
  9. 9DJWeeks 4 to 52L
  10. 10MarcellusWeeks 6 to 7. Still going.2L
  11. 11RudyWeeks 6 to 7. Still going.2L

Chugs owed

  1. 1Culley2 zero-point starters2
  2. 2Dan2 zero-point starters2
  3. 3Daniel2 zero-point starters2
  4. 4Rudy2 zero-point starters2
  5. 5Tanner2 zero-point starters2
  6. 6BillOne zero-point starter1
  7. 7JoeOne zero-point starter1
  8. 8NathanOne zero-point starter1
  9. 9SeanOne zero-point starter1

Dropped him, picked him back up

  1. 1Rudy2 times2
  2. 2ChestonOnce1