The season so far
Every number on this page comes from the facts behind each week, through week 7. Weeks before the first issue are scored the same way, just never written up.
The trophy case
Every week hands out the same hardware. Most of it is not the kind you want.
- Rudy7
- Churn King ×4, wk 4, 5, 6, 7
- The Chug ×2, wk 4, 7
- The Dumpster wk 6
- Sean7
- The Couch ×2, wk 1, 7
- The Belt wk 5
- The Dumpster wk 1
- Lucky Bastard wk 4
- Robbed wk 2
- The Chug wk 7
- Wyatt6
- The Belt ×4, wk 2, 3, 6, 7
- The Hammer ×2, wk 3, 6
- Culley5
- The Dumpster ×2, wk 4, 7
- The Chug ×2, wk 4, 6
- The Belt wk 1
- Bill4
- The Couch ×3, wk 3, 4, 5
- The Chug wk 6
- Cheston4
- The Hammer ×2, wk 2, 5
- Lucky Bastard wk 6
- Robbed wk 7
- Dan4
- The Dumpster ×2, wk 3, 5
- The Couch wk 6
- The Chug wk 5
- Daniel4
- The Hammer ×2, wk 1, 7
- The Chug ×2, wk 5, 6
- Marcellus4
- The Belt wk 4
- The Couch wk 2
- Lucky Bastard wk 3
- Robbed wk 6
- Nathan4
- Lucky Bastard ×2, wk 2, 5
- Robbed wk 3
- The Chug wk 7
- Joe3
- The Dumpster wk 2
- Lucky Bastard wk 7
- The Chug wk 7
- Tanner3
- The Chug ×2, wk 4, 5
- Robbed wk 5
- DJ2
- Lucky Bastard wk 1
- Robbed wk 4
- Zac2
- Robbed wk 1
- The Hammer wk 4
What the hardware is for
- The Belt
- Highest score of the week
- The Dumpster
- Lowest score of the week
- The Couch
- Most points left on the bench
- Lucky Bastard
- Won with a score most of the league would have lost with
- Robbed
- Lost with a score most of the league would have won with
- The Hammer
- Biggest margin of victory
- Churn King
- Most roster moves
- The Chug
- Started a player who scored exactly zero
Robot vs Dan
Muse AI starts whoever ESPN projects highest, every week, no questions. The same roster, scored both ways.
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Dan wins
3
Muse AI wins
14.1
Points the robot is up
| Week | Dan | Muse AI | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 133.62won | 133.62would win | Even |
| 2 | 91.62lost | 91.62would lose | Even |
| 3 | 70.22lost | 70.22would lose | Even |
| 4 | 109.88won | 109.88would win | Even |
| 5 | 91.66lost | 91.66would lose | Even |
| 6 | 99.42lost | 113.52would win | Robot by 14.1 |
| 7 | 101.20lost | 101.20would lose | Even |
Would the robot beat you too?
- BillRobot ahead in 3 of 7 weeks+47.1
- CulleyRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+23.7
- RudyRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+20.4
- SeanRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks+18.5
- DJRobot ahead in 3 of 7 weeks+2.1
- DanielRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+2.1
- ChestonRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+1.5
- MarcellusRobot ahead in 1 of 7 weeks+0.7
- ZacRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-4.2
- TannerRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-4.5
- JoeRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-13.7
- WyattRobot ahead in 0 of 7 weeks-19.2
- NathanRobot ahead in 2 of 7 weeks-19.7
Net points the projection lineup would have added over the season.
Playoff odds, week by week
Each line is one team's chance of making the top 8, as printed in every issue since week 1. The ones falling off a cliff know who they are.
- Wyatt100%
Up 0 this week
- Cheston100%
No change
- Daniel90%
Up 6 this week
- Nathan87%
Up 11 this week
- DJ86%
Down 8 this week
- Marcellus81%
Down 8 this week
- Sean77%
Up 10 this week
- Rudy71%
Down 17 this week
- Zac50%
Up 22 this week
- Joe19%
Up 5 this week
- Bill17%
Up 7 this week
- Tanner10%
Down 14 this week
- Dan8%
Down 6 this week
- Culley5%
Down 10 this week
Your record with everyone else's schedule
Same scores, different opponents. Each row is one team replaying its weeks against the people someone else played. Through week 7.
- TannerHardest schedule in the league. All 13 others would have been better.1-6best 6-1 · worst 1-6
- Bill10 of 13 schedules would have been better, 1 worse.2-5best 5-2 · worst 1-6
- CulleyHardest schedule in the league. All 13 others would have been better.1-6best 4-3 · worst 1-6
- Zac7 of 13 schedules would have been better, 3 worse.3-4best 5-2 · worst 2-5
- Daniel6 of 13 schedules would have been better, 4 worse.4-3best 6-1 · worst 2-5
- Dan6 of 13 schedules would have been better, 4 worse.2-5best 4-3 · worst 1-6
- Marcellus6 of 13 schedules would have been better, 5 worse.4-3best 6-1 · worst 1-6
- DJ5 of 13 schedules would have been better, 5 worse.4-3best 7-0 · worst 1-6
- Sean3 of 13 schedules would have been better, 4 worse.4-3best 6-1 · worst 1-6
- Rudy2 of 13 schedules would have been better, 8 worse.4-3best 6-1 · worst 2-5
- Wyatt1 of 13 schedules would have been better, 7 worse.6-1best 7-0 · worst 5-2
- Joe1 of 13 schedules would have been better, 9 worse.3-4best 4-3 · worst 0-7
- ChestonSoftest schedule in the league. Say thank you.6-1best 6-1 · worst 3-4
- NathanSoftest schedule in the league. Say thank you.5-2best 5-2 · worst 1-6
| with schedule of | Wyat | Ches | Nath | Dani | Marc | DJ | Sean | Rudy | Zac | Joe | Bill | Dan | Tann | Cull |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wyatt | 6-1 | 6-1 | 6-1 | 6-1 | 6-1 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 7-0 | 5-2 | 5-2 |
| Cheston | 5-2 | 6-1 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 6-1 | 4-3 | 6-1 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 3-4 |
| Nathan | 3-4 | 4-3 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| Daniel | 4-3 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 5-2 | 2-5 | 2-5 |
| Marcellus | 4-3 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 4-3 | 6-1 | 3-4 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| DJ | 5-2 | 5-2 | 5-2 | 7-0 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 1-6 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 2-5 |
| Sean | 4-3 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| Rudy | 4-3 | 4-3 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 2-5 |
| Zac | 4-3 | 3-4 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 5-2 | 2-5 | 2-5 |
| Joe | 2-5 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 2-5 | 1-6 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 0-7 |
| Bill | 4-3 | 5-2 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| Dan | 2-5 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 1-6 | 1-6 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 2-5 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| Tanner | 4-3 | 3-4 | 5-2 | 6-1 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 4-3 | 2-5 | 4-3 | 1-6 | 2-5 |
| Culley | 4-3 | 4-3 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 1-6 | 3-4 | 3-4 | 2-5 | 1-6 | 3-4 | 1-6 | 1-6 |
Orange is a better record than the real one, grey is worse.
Hall of shame
Season totals. Nothing here resets.
Points left on the bench
| Owner | Left behind | Games it cost |
|---|---|---|
| Sean | 162.6 | 3 |
| Bill | 155.3 | 2 |
| Culley | 124.2 | 1 |
| DJ | 117.3 | 2 |
| Tanner | 115.9 | 2 |
| Dan | 107.7 | 3 |
| Rudy | 102.0 | 1 |
| Marcellus | 94.7 | 2 |
| Nathan | 81.3 | 1 |
| Wyatt | 76.7 | 0 |
| Zac | 76.0 | 1 |
| Daniel | 69.1 | 2 |
| Cheston | 66.1 | 0 |
| Joe | 44.0 | 0 |
Lowest scores of the year
- 1RudyWeek 667.98
- 2DanWeek 370.22
- 3MarcellusWeek 372.22
Worst start/sit calls
- 1BillWeek 5: started Bo Nix over Drake Maye. Lost the game.-31.5
- 2DanielWeek 4: started Parker Washington over Nico Collins. Lost the game.-28.8
- 3SeanWeek 1: started Drake London over Jalen Coker-28.3
Biggest beatdowns
- 1BillWeek 6, by Wyatt54.46
- 2TannerWeek 2, by Cheston54.08
- 3WilliamWeek 4, by Zac52.92
Losing streaks
- 1TannerWeeks 2 to 7. Still going.6L
- 2CulleyWeeks 2 to 7. Still going.6L
- 3BillWeeks 3 to 64L
- 4ZacWeeks 1 to 33L
- 5SeanWeeks 1 to 33L
- 6DanWeeks 5 to 7. Still going.3L
- 7JoeWeeks 1 to 22L
- 8DanielWeeks 4 to 52L
- 9DJWeeks 4 to 52L
- 10MarcellusWeeks 6 to 7. Still going.2L
- 11RudyWeeks 6 to 7. Still going.2L
Chugs owed
- 1Culley2 zero-point starters2
- 2Dan2 zero-point starters2
- 3Daniel2 zero-point starters2
- 4Rudy2 zero-point starters2
- 5Tanner2 zero-point starters2
- 6BillOne zero-point starter1
- 7JoeOne zero-point starter1
- 8NathanOne zero-point starter1
- 9SeanOne zero-point starter1
Dropped him, picked him back up
- 1Rudy2 times2
- 2ChestonOnce1